Sunday, August 16, 2009

piktang latit and miktang nine

Once upon a time..there's sweet luvly oldie couple..piktang latit and miktang nine..they live in chenor..with 2sons and a daughter.

1st son named nuor is working as pomen...2nd son..zohau(sound like zo-whore..actually his real name was azhar)is a tabligh guy..u know tabligh...and daughter jurai(zuraidah actually) sudoh nikoh..

piktang latit has a kapcai bike "honda fame"..he always round2 kampung on his bike..but sometime..his kapcai rosok senalo di hujung kampung..whutta pitty piktang..piktang latit is a pekok pakcik...if u wana chat with him..u should use 300mph amplifier...if u donnt hve that kind of amp...forget it...

miktang nine plok..always lepak2 at home in the morning..but in the evening..she go to home home...u know whut for??ape lagi..ngumpat all d way...good done miktang nine..i luv u..mwaah...

ahahaha...miktang and piktang ande anjing called "dududu"..bile time bg mkn anjing..piktang will shout out of loud "DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU!!"..

i rase that dog mesti ckp dlm ati.."bodoh betul tuan koi nih"...i tod la..i dont know la if that dog tod like that...his anjing very2 garang...long2 time ago..that dog almost bite my ass...time tu i jogging cross front they home alone 3....eh..tu tajuk movie..xpe...

"Dududu" has girlfren also named "kurap"...kurap is betine laa..kurap was anjing kpd cik nan...jiran seblah kanan rumah i...aaa..almost forget..piktang latit live behind my house...

Now day...i jarang blk kg..so i jarang jumpe piktang latit..and i also miss hiss honda fame..

Piktang latit like to lepak at warung hujung kampung..play dam..bukan isap dam..dia da tua...and he also like to watching wrestling..he spend almost 23 1/2 hours at that warung...sambil usya minoh jande..

something special about piktang latit..when he watching wrestling..he feel mcm dia je yg tgh gusti...suara dia la yg most loud at that warung..da 2,3 gelas and pinggan pecah sebab dia hentak meja coz geram tgh gusti...

stop it piktang..whutta shame...lets talk about miktang nine..miktang is pengumpat sejati(pure ngumpater)..she like to talk about gelang emas mak koi...gelang emas cik jah..anjing pakcik dolah..durian tok mpat wi...smua dia ngumpat...whutta beatiful miktang nine in ngumpat scene...aku agak2 bleh wat zine ngumpat utk dia...cheers!!

and my mum plak..mcm koi..x amik port...ckp la ape nk cakap..masuk tlinga kiri..go out through right ear...yeahhh..that my mum!!cheers mum...

zoho..28years old...tabligh sejati..he always ajak i join his group...travel all the way..but now..zoho doh nikoh...he nikoh with his guru's daughter...they live happyly...

i dont know whut to story about this family...but they very special...ini lah family(selain dr family koi) yg menyaksikan koi membesar..whitout piktang latit n miktang nine..our kampung akan suram...

one cheers for piktang latit n miktang nine!!!


quiz hari ini:

1.ape kah name sebenar piktang latit n miktang nine?
2.adekah dududu pandai menunggang honda fame piktang latit?
3.adekah zoho pandai main lucky ball??
4.agak2 korang brape harge gelang mas cik joh?
5.adekah minoh jande syok kt piktang latit,beri 3 sebab kenapa.

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